Ek chor

ek chor (thief) raat ko ek ghar mein chori karne gaya. jab woh chori kar raha tha tab us (that) ghar ki malkin ne usko pakad liya....
Malkin: (chor ko pakad ke) kya chori karta hai (funny voice)??
Malkin: Mere ghar mein chori karta hai???
chor: Maaf kardo, aab nahi karunga
Malkin: aise kaise, ee chotu (her son) jaa jake police ko bulake laa
Malkin: (started beating him and sat on him)
chor: *aauch*
Malkin: Chori karta hai, wo bhi mere ghar mein..
Malkin: Are chotu tu abtak gaya nahi
chotu: aare mere chappal (slippers) nahi mil rahe hai
Malkin: Jaldi jaa, mere ghar mein chori karta hai?? (keeps beating him)
Chor: are chotu mere chappal leke jaa, par tu jaldi jaa, mein yahan mar jaunga...........:)